It's only 11 November (and then, only just: its 3.23 am) and I've already f*cked up NaBloPoMo... Can't f*cking believe I forgot to post last night (by which I mean the post for 9 November, as the date and time on my posts is totally screwed - they're about 8 hours behind my "real" time).
AM. SO. P*SSED. OFF.
So I've just eaten a whole 200 g (that's 7 oz to you imperial measurements fans) bar of fruit and nut milk chocolate. And I now feel sick. And I totally deserve it.
Fuck. Fuck asterisks, too.
I'll have to wait a whole month now to try and complete the challenge (and it could be tough over the Christmas holidays). GRRRRRRRR